05.1974

Man, I don't think kids today could even understand the whole idea of an arcade. They got games on their phones, games on the computer, and then a game thing on the TV, or in the TV, I don't even know. I had a watch with a game in it,b ut it was a dogshit game and a shitty watch ontop of that. But man, wehen I read this one, i cold hear the arcade sounds, all jumbling ontop of each other and then, the smell. Tehre was always a smell. And this game cabinent loosk oike it had it's own smell, too. I'm sure. Yikes. I played the shitty game sin the back plenty, no lines, no older asshole kids crwoded around. yeah, this is a winner. And you can't go wrong with thee boobs. Its like a mystical think. The myst8ical third boob. One foreach hand and one left over for the mouth. It just makes sense.