11.1975

This one, the image is what caught my eye at first, those curves comin' offa the top rope, gonna get a gthree count for sure, and by that i mean bout ghree seconds before that guy blows his full on load, or i would. Never really understood the skinhy woman obsesion. I see some skinny chick and all i can think is that I wanna make her a sandwich or something. That's prolly a whole type fo porn online, feeding chicks, and not just like strawberries when she's blindfolded. What was that one called again? Mickey Rourke was in it. There was a period a time sometime in the 80s where I'm pretty sure Mickey Rourke wouldn't even read a script, he'd just ask "am i swimmin' in it"? and if the answer was yes, he would do the role. By it I mean pussy and by swimming... ah, i'm sur eyou figured it out. I remember a lot of motorcycles in the films to. Yeah, then musta got sicka swimmin in it and got a bunch of plastic surgery to scare off the ladies. I'm bettin' it didn't work. But yeah, the article was funny, too. 

 

09.1974

 Meat cute, amirite? That would be more like if the caption was "you cum here often?" but it ain't. i guess i'd myabe go with "how can you have a headache, you don't have a head" or soemthing liek that. i dunno, i just like this one, like the melting clocks from the poster my buddy had up on his wall. yeah, he smoked dope a few itmes and studden was into art. go figure. 

03.1979

This one gets at a good point, hairstyles. A lady witha differnet hairdo is a different lady. It's gotta be psychological or something. Whenever I was dating a woman, whenever she got a haircut, one that i noticed, it was like geting a whole new girlfriend. New haircut sex is like dating an ex, you don't have all the nerves to worry about because you've been there before, but it's still fresh and new. Too bad this doesn't work the same when you shave your pubes since I'm the only action i got going on right now. Wait! I forgot about the stranger, haven't tried that in a long time. Okay, bye. 

 

06.1982

 

Not sure this counts as a sweet tooth. Maybe a salty tooth? I woulda wrote it to be "I hope it's baustun creme pie" soyou'd know they were in Boston when they got the creampie. but wait... creampie's downstairs. What do you even call a mouthload? There's gotta be a name for that, right? It think it's a snowball if they spit it back in your mouth, but what if they don't? Well, that's something to think about...